ZEEMAN.

ALL MY DUTCH PEOPLE WILL RECOGNIZE THIS FOR SURE, BUT FOR ALL MY OTHER CUTIES CREEPIN' ON THIS BLOG I'LL EXPLAIN. WE HAVE A HUGE STORE CALLED THE ZEEMAN ALL OVER THE NETHERLANDS, WHICH IS ALL LOW BUDGET. AND WHEN I SAY LOW BUDGET, I MEAN LOW BUDGET. THEY SELL ERRYTHING; FROM CHEAP ASS T-SHIRTS TO TOWELS AND CANDY. THERE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FOUND DEAD IN THAT STORE BUT LAST WEEK, AT THE AMSTERDAM FASHION WEEK, THEY PULLED SOMETHING OFF THAT WAS PRICELESS.

ZEEMAN PRETENDED TO BE A NEW HIGH LUXURY BRAND CALLED 'FRANK' AND THEIR CLOTHES GOT TROUGH THE STRICT SELECTIONS OF THE AIFW. ALL FRONT ROW FASHIONISTAS WERE STOKED WITH THE NEW BRAND, UNTIL THE DISCLOSURE OF THE TRUE BRAND.

ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THIS ACTION IS JUST PRICELESS. LOVE IT.

ROB DYRDEK.

THIS LAST WEEK OF VACATION, I DEDICATED MY LATE NIGHT PARTY TIME TO LATE NIGHT EPISODES OF ALL THREE SEASONS OF ROB DYRDEK'S FANTASY FACTORY. LIKE EVERY DOPE SHOW, IT IS NOT ON MTV HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS YET. SKETCHY.

BUT HONESTLY.. ME AND THIS MAN SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS. MUST SAY THAT I ALREADY HAD THIS THOUGHT WITH ROB & BIG BUT SEEING FANTASY FACTORY MADE ME REALIZE THIS SO MUCH MORE. I CAN JOIN HIM SHOOTING VIDEOCLIPS, GETTING ATTACKED BY SHARKS, BREAKING WORLD RECORDS AND EVERYTHING ELSE. MOTTO'S ARE THE SAME TOO. PERFECT.

"YOU CAN DO WHATEVER IN THIS LIFE. I HAVE HORSE LEGS ON."

LET'S DO A REALITY CHECK THOUGH. I'LL JUST KEEP IT WITH SOME PICS OF GENIUS.


ALL SEASONS ARE SHOWN ON THE WEBSITE OF MTV. WATCH AND ENJOY.

MY HOMEBOI.

LADIES AND GENTS, JUST A QUICK EXAMPLE OF ENJOYING MUSIC, ENJOYING LIFE AND LIVING THE MOMENT. INTRODUCING PROUDLY DJ UNKNOWN - THIS GERMAN GRANDPA RIGHT HERE IS DOING IT ALL. NOT AN HAIR ON HIS HEAD IS THINKING ABOUT DYING OLD AND BORED. I WON'T SAY MUCH. THE ONLY THING IS THAT I HOPE TO VIBE LIKE THAT WHEN I REACH THAT AGE. JUST PRESS PLAY AND BOOGIE DOWNNNN.


THIS IS PRICELESS. I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING.

PUTTING IT OUT THERE.

JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE DAYS I SUCK AND NEGLECT THIS BLOG. I WAS SO BUSY LAST WEEKS ON THE POINT OF BULGING MY EYEBALLS OUT, AND REALLY I STILL AM. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL AND STRESS HERE. ALSO ABOUT PARTIES, PRETTY NICE WEATHER AND CHILLING WITH FRIENDS WHILE I CAN.. BUT MOST OF THE TIME SCHOOL AND STRESS. NOT TO MENTION THAT I AM LEAVING THE NETHERLANDS NEXT WEEK TO PAY A FIVE DAYS DURING VISIT TO MY UNCLE IN MOROCCO. AND NO, THAT WON'T BE 5 DAYS OF TANNING AND SHOPPING UNFORTUNATELY. STRAIGHT UP FAMILY BUSINESS. BUT NOT TO WORRY CUZ BESIDES THAT I AM ALIVE AND CAPABLE OF POSTING A LOT OF HOT STUFF SOON!

THE BLOODY BEETROOTS.

THIS WEEKEND, THE DAY AFTER MY B'DAY THE BLOODY BEETROOTS WERE PERFORMING IN PARADISO AT 5 DAYS OFF. I CRIED AND I CRIED AND I CRIED OUT LOUD THAT I COULDN'T BE THERE CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE TICKETS AND I CRIED HARDER THAT MY FRIEND A. DID GO. I AM GLAD FOR HER, DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT JUST RECONSIDER THE FACT THAT I WOULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE OR WOULD HAVE GAVE AWAY A PAIR OF J'S TO BE THERE INSTEAD OF CLEANING THE HOUSE AFTER MY PARTY, UH? WHAT A SELF PITY.

ANYWAYS.. ENOUGH ABOUT ME - LET'S FOCUS ON THE BLOODY BEETROOTS. THE ALTER EGO OF DJ AND PRODUCER SIR BOB CORNELIUS RIFO, ASSISTED BY HIS PARTNER IN CRIME DJ TOMMY TEA, THEY BRING YOU SOME NICE ELECTRO TO GET YOU TROUGH THE NIGHT. SIR BOB COMES FROM A SMALL PLACE OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOL CALLED BASSANO DEL GRAPPA BUT HIS MUSIC GOES WORLDWIDE. THE FORMATION STARTED IN 2007 AND THE MASKS WEARING BLOODY BEETROOTS WAS IMMEDIATELY HYPED BY BLOGS AND GAUGHT THE ATTETION OF ETIENNE DE CREDY AND ALEX GOPHER, WHO ASKED HIM TO DO SOME REMIXES. IN THE MEANTIME THERE ARE 50 OF THEM AND WE ARE ALL ABLE TO PLAY THEM ON AND ON.

I AM IN FOR ALL SORTS OF MUSIC - HIP HOP, R&B, RAP, DUBSTEP BUT THERE ARE ONLY FEW WHO WILL TURN MY IPOD CRAZEH AND THE BLOODY BEETROOTS ARE ONE OF THESE. I'LL PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME EYE AND EAR CANDY AND YOU MAY THANK ME LATER.

AND I AM TELLING YOU.

I ALWAYS LOVED THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. WILL, GEOFFREY, THE STUPID STATEMENTS OF CARLTON AND JAZZ GHEHE. LMAO, JUST WANNA SHARE THIS EPISODE OF FRESH PRINCE.. THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST GHEHE. I REALLY MISS IT!

LANDMINE KETCHUP.

THIS HERE IS FROM THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST LANDMINES FROM PUBLIC IS MOJO. THIS SHIT IS SO SIMPLE BUT SO DOPE AND IT ACTUALLY HAS A MESSAGE. GUYS OVER PUBLIC IS MOJO ARE GENIUS.

NUMBER ONE LAKERS FAN.

OH YES HE IS. WHO? JACK NICHOLSON DUDE. JOEY ELGERSMA TWITTERED SUM' BOUT NICHOLSON AND THE LAKERS HE SAW ON BUZZFEED. HILARIOUS. A REAL FAN THO, A REAL FAN. THE MAN IS ANGRY ON PICTURE NUMBER ONE. ON THE SECOND HE IS TRYING TO FIGHT WITH A REF AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, HANGING OUT WITH HIS COOL BUDDY. CHECK OUT BUZZFEED FOR MORE.

SHOOT THEM TEACHERS.

OMGAY, LET'S JUST SAY I JUST REALIZED THAT SCHOOL HAS BEGUN ALREADY. THE PRICE OF WORD OF THE DAY DEFINITELY GOES TO ESSAY, ESSAY AND GUESS WHAT, ESSAY. MY ART TEACHER EVEN CAME UP WITH THE WONDERFUL IDEA TO LET US WRITE AN ESSAY OF 8000 WORDS ABOUT AN ARTIST. WTF? IT IS ART, NOT HISTORY. WE SHOULD PAINT AND DRAW STUFF OR SUM' IN THAT DIRECTION. BUT AN 8000 WORDS ESSAY? I'VE CHOSEN BANKSY BECAUSE THE MAN IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. SECOND OF ALL HE ISN'T DEAD. I KNOW MY WHOLE CLASS WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT A DEAD ARTIST BUT WHAT'S THE USE OF IT? 'YEAH HE IS GREAT.. AND NOW HE IS DEAD.' END OF YOUR ESSAY.

ANYWAY, I ALSO HAVE A FRENCH PROJECT WHICH INCLUDES AN ESSAY AND PRESENTATION. SAME FOR GERMAN. I AM ALSO ADDING ECONOMICS TO THAT LIST. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AN ESSAY FOR ENGLISH. AND IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL, THINK AGAIN. I HAVE TONS OF OTHER HOMEWORK.

GUESS WHAT I AM FOCUSING ON THIS COUPLE OF MONTHS? LIFE IS A BITCH.

RIHANNA - HARD.

FINALLY THE CLIP IS SHOWN ON YOUTUBE. HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS IT ALWAYS TAKES TWO OR THREE MONTHS BEFORE A CLIP FROM ELSEWHERE IS SHOWN HERE. SHIT IS BEHIND. ANYWAY, I LOVE THIS ONE AS MUCH AS I LOVED RUSSIAN ROULETTE AND WAIT YOUR TURN. ACCEPT THE NEW RIHANNA AND STOP COMPLAINING 'BOUT THE OLD 'IF IT'S LOVING WHAT YOU WANT' RIRI. PEOPLE CAN'T STAY THE SAME ALWAYS. THE WORLD WOULD BE BORING AS FUCK IF THEY WOULD.

EPIC.

HAHAHA EVERYTIME I SEE THIS VIDEO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. LMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC. 'EH YEAH.. BIRDS CAN FLY.. WELL SO CAN I! I'M GONNA TAKE MY BLANKET, MAKE A BIRD SUIT OF IT AND JUMP OF THE EIFFELTOWER.' OH EM GEE. HAHA I'VE SEEN THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BUT LAST WEEK MY TEACHER SHOWED IT IN MY HISTORY CLASS AND THEY WE'RE ALL SO SHOCKED, HAHAHA I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. HAHAHA SO I LOOKED IT UP ON YOUTUBE TO SHOW IT TO MY FATHER AND SOME DUMB ASSES REACTION: 'WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE WARN HIM'. HAHAHAHA EVEN MORE EPIC.

ENJOY CHILDREN.

HAPPY SHEEPFISSA.

OKAY, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALL IT IN ENGLISH HAHA BUT IN DUTCH WE CALL IT SCHAPENFEEST OR OFFERFEEST. MUSLIMS ALL OVER THE WORLD CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT WHEN THE PROFIT IBRAHIM WAS ASKED TO SACRIFICE HIS MOST BELOVED SON, GOD REPLACED A SHEEP. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WELL I'M HALF MOROCCAN FOR THE ONES WHO DID NOT ALREADY KNOW, SO WE CELEBRATE IT TOO. I LOVE IT - I'M FREE FROM SCHOOL AND THE ONLY THING WE DO IS LAUGH, TALK AND EAT HAHA. HAPPY SCHAPENFEEST.

HOW BAD MUST BE THE RECESSION IN THE US?

I MEAN REALLY.. APPERENTLY EVERY PENNY COUNTS CUZ THESE DAYS EVEN AN I POD CASE IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR SOME. I WON'T LIE, MY IPOD IS CASE HOMELESS TOO. SO WHY NOT BUY ONE FOR ONLY $0,99 (€0,67)? THATS WHAT THE GUYS OVER CASE-MATE TOUGHT.

WELL MEET THE CASE-MATE IPHONE 'RECESSION' CASE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT EVERYONE HAVING THE SAME CASE AS YOU, CUZ THEY WILL EVEN PERSONALIZE IT FOR YOU AT THE BACK WITH A SHARPIE. TALKING ABOUT RECESSION..