MY ABSOLUTE MAN PART 3.

IT IS TIME FOR MY ABSOLUTE MAN PART THREE. WHEN I FIRST DID THIS THINGY I SAID I WOULD DO IT EVERY MONTH, BUT WHO AM I KIDDING? ANYWAY.. ONE DAY I WAS BROWSING THE INTERNET AND I SAW THIS REALLY REALLLLY CUTE GUY ON THESE PHOTOS ABOVE, WITHOUT A NAME OR DISCRIPTION. I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO START SEARCHING WITHOUT ANY REFERENCES. JUST NOW I WAS BROWSING THRUE THE TUMBLR OF KODI AND SAW HIM AGAIN, NAMED AS YURI. WELL, I USED MY BEST FRIEND GOOGLE AND COULDN'T STOP DROWNING WHILE SEEING MORE PICTURES OF HIM. THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THIS KID.

MEET MY FUTURE HUBBIE: YURI PLESKUN. BORN IN THE BRONX, THIS 19 YEAR OLD TATTED UP SKINNY BOY IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP. I LOVE ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, HAVE YOU NOTICED HIS BRIGHT BLUE/GREEN EYES, HIS BODY AND HIS TATS? IF NOT, TAKE A SECOND LOOK BELOW AND YOU MAY THANK ME LATER FOR THE EYE CANDY.


JUST FROM THIS VID ABOVE SHOT BY NYLON YOU CAN SEE HE'S PRETTY CHILL. ALL THE DUDE WANTS IS SOME CHICKENWINGS. SUCH A SHAME THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN MAKE WITHOUT THE HOUSE CATCHING ON FIRE IS AN EGG. CHECK MORE PICS OF MY FUTURE HUBBIE AT THE FASHION SPOT.

BEAUTIFUL BLOGGER AWARD (CA$H MONI, SHA, MAY, JASPER, WEERSNA, CHIEL, KWABENA).

I JUST SAW THAT I RECEIVED THIS LOVELY AWARD FROM SHANNON. THANKS HONEY! YOU SHOULD REALLY CHECK OUT HER BLOG.

WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO:
1. THANK THE BLOGGER WHO GAVE YOU THE AWARD
2. PUT THE AWARD ON YOUR BLOG
3. SHARE 7 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF
4. GIVE THE BEAUTIFUL BLOGGER AWARD TO 7 OTHER PEOPLE

7 'INTERESTING' FACTS ABOUT ME (I AM NOT THAT INTERESTING GHEHE)

1. I REALLY HAVE A SNEAKER ADDICTION. I DON'T OWN ANY PARE OF HEELS AND ALMOST EVERY SINGLE PENNY I OWN GOES TO SNEAKERS. CLOTHES AND OTHER THINGS ARE ALWAYS MY SECOND CHOISE.

2. I AM REALLY LAZY. I CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY AT HOME WATCHING TV, SURFING AROUND THE INTERNET, WATCHING MOVIES, ACTUALLY JUST DOING NOTHING. YEAH I AM THE BEST IN DOING NOTHING, FOR SURE HAHA. CLEANING UP MY ROOM ISN'T MY BEST QUALITY TOO.

3. MY DAD IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS KIND OF WEIRD BUT I CAN TELL MY DAD EVERYTHING. I REALLY ADORE MY FRIENDS AND I CAN TELL MY BEST FRIENDS ALSO EVERYTHING I WANT BUT IT'S JUST DIFFERENT. AFTER A SCHOOLDAY I TELL MY DAD EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED: WHO GOT KICKED FROM SCHOOL, WHICH TEACHER I HAD BEEF WITH, WHO GOT PREGNANT AHAHA.

4. I HAVE REALLY WEIRD HABITS; I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED SO I LIVE WITH MY DAD AND MY BROTHER WHICH MEANS I NATURALLY COPY THEIR HABITS LIKE BURPING. A DOWNSIDE OF LIVING WITH TWO MEN IS THAT THEY ARE JUST AS LAZY AS ME SO CLEANING IS NOT THEIR BIG PRIORITY. I ALWAYS END UP DOING THAT SHIT. I ALSO ALWAYS LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES. SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF SO FUNNY AND LAUGH SO HARD ABOUT MY OWN JOKES WHILE OTHERS JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE WTF..

5. MOST OF THE TIME MY FRIENDS DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOYS I LIKE. THEY ALL LIKE THESE 'MOOIBOYS' (REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH AHAHA) AND I HAVE MORE A THING FOR BOYS LIKE ASHLEY STYMEST. I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY CARE HOW HE LOOK AS LONG AS HE'S FUNNY AND TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF.

6. I HAVE THIS THING FOR TRAVELING. I LOVE GOING ON VACATION TO VARIOUS PLACES AROUND THE WORLD. I CAN'T IMAGINE STAYING MY WHOLE SUMMER IN THE NETHERLANDS, IT IS ALWAYS BITCH ASS COLD HERE AND EVEN WHEN IT'S WARM IT IS OPPRESIVE. I HOPE TO TRAVEL A LOT WHEN MY SCHOOL IS DONE.

7. I LOVE SPACE, STARTS, THE SKY AND SHIT. I ALWAYS WATCH EVERY WHOLE EPISODE WHEN I COME ACROSS DISCOVERY AND IT IS ABOUT OUTER SPACE. SOMETIMES I JUST GOOGLE THINGS FROM SPACE OR GOOGLE HUBBLE (A TELESCOPE THAT PICTURES OUTER SPACE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GOOGLE IT) I FEEL SUCH A NERD TELLING THIS HAHA.

7 PEOPLE I NOMINATE TO PASS THE AWARD:
1. CA$H MONI
2. SHA
3. MAY
4. JASPER
5. WEERSNA
6. CHIEL
7. KWABENA

SO PASS ON THE AWARD MADE BY SHANNON AND JUST KEEP YOUR BLOGS LOOKING FRESH.

PATTA'S BY PATTA.

NORMALLY I AM NOT THAT CRAZY ABOUT NIKE AIR MAX 1'S. I LIKE THEM BUT I NEVER REALLY LOVE 'EM. WELL, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE AIR MAX 1 SPECKLED RED'S WHOSE WHERE FIERCE AND I JUST SAW THE AIR MAX 1'S IN COLLAB WITH PARRA, PROBABLY ABLE AT PATTA. THEY ARE FROM BURGUNDY SUEDE AND MESH WITH YELLOW AND AQUA ACCENTS AND SOME PARRA ARTWORK. HIGHSNOBIETY CAUGHT TEAM PARRA ROCKING THESE AT THE SHOWS IN VEGAS. CLASSIC.

COMING OUT SOMEWHERE THIS YEAR.

EDIT:
CHECK THIS. AT HIGHSNOBIETY (AGAIN, I LOVE YOU GUYS) YOU CAN TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE BABIES. I MUST SAY, I LIKE 'EM MORE WITH LACES ON THE FIRST PHOTO INSTEAD OF THE BLUE ONES BUT HEY, THEY'RE DOPE ANYWAY. MARCH 13TH THEY ARE YOURS.

MISHKA.

I JUST LOVE THE LOOKBOOKS OF MISHKA. PEEP THE MISHKA SPRING 2010 COLLECTION LOOKBOOK STARRING NICE GUYS, DOPE CLOTHING AND GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS. THEY NAMED THEIR COLLECTION 'TRAILBLAZING TROUGH THE CITY WITH JUST A PIPE AND A GUIDE'. IT REMINDS ME OF RELAXED SPRING/SUMMER DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK OR DEAL WITH ANY KIND OF CRAP LIKE SCHOOL AND OTHER SHIT THAT CAUSES A HEADACHE.

"THE COLLECTION HEARKENS BACK TO THOSE CAREFREE SPRING DAYS SPENT ROAMING THROUGH THE CITY STREETS WITH A PACK OF FRIENDS AND NO OBLIGATIONS. TALKING ART, MUSIC AND DREAMS OVER $2 EGGS AND ENDLESS CUPS OF COFFE AT DINERS, SNEAKING INTO SHOWS, FLIRTING WITH BARTENDERS AND STAYING OUT 'TILL 4 AM AND WAKING BACK UP AT 6 TO GO TO WORK AND SCHOOL ONLY TO DO IT ALL AGAIN."

AMEN.


CHECK THEIR WHOLE LOOKBOOK HERE.

HAPPEH BDAY YOUTUBE.

SO YOUTUBE EXISTS FIVE YEARS TODAY. LIKE SOME OTHERS I WAS WATCHING THE TOP 10 BEST SEEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND FIRST OF ALL I THINK CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER ISN'T THAT FUNNY AT ALL. JEFF DUNHAM WITH ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST AT THE OTHER HAND IS CLASSIC HEHE. EVEN TOUGH THERE ARE SOME GOOD ONES IN THE TOP 10 I REALLY TOUGHT 'BLOOOOOOOD' WOULD BE IN THERE. I LOVE THIS ONE! AND I ADORE THAT LITTLE BOY, HE IS SO CUTE! I WATCHED THIS ONE A THOUSAND TIMES AND IT JUST DOESN'T GET ME BORED GHEHE. BLOOOOODEH. ENJOY.

RIP ALEXANDER LEE MCQUEEN.

O MY GOD I'VE JUST HEARD ONE OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN COMMITTED SUICIDE..

ALEXANDERS MOTHER DIED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW. IT IS A TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE FASHION INDUSTRY AND THE WORLD OF FASHION. EVERY LINE, SHOW AND SEASON FROM THE MAN WAS PURE EYE CANDY AND CREATIVITY TROUGH FABRIC. I DIDN'T ADORE EVERY SINGLE PIECE HE MADE, BUT I DID UNDERSTAND WHICH DIRECTION HE WAS GOING AND WHAT HE WANTED TO EXPRESS WITH THOSE PIECES AND I RESPECT THAT. WHERE MOST OF THE DESIGNERS PLAYED IT SAVE, HE TOOK RISKS.

HE MUST HAVE BEEN SUFFERING TERRIBLE GRIEF OVER HIS MOTHERS DEATH. MY CONDOLES TO HIS FAMILY, FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES - AS WE HAVE ALL LOST A MUCH VALUED SOURCE OF CREATIVITY IN THIS WORLD. A TRUE ARTIST.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WHERE YOU ARE NOW.
REST IN PEACE MR MCQUEEN.

FUCK YOU PARADISO.

I AM GONNA CRY SO HARD. SOOOOO MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AND MY BF HAD THIS GREAT IDEA TO COP SOME TICKETS FOR THE BLOODY BEETROOTS ON 5 DAYS OFF IN PARADISO. IF SHE WOULDN'T I WOULD GET THEM MYSELF BUT SHE SAID IT WAS OKAY. SO AS TIME WENT BY I THOUGHT THEY COULD BE SOLD OUT ALREADY SO WE SHOULD HURRY, BUT MY FRIEND TOOK ALL THE TIME. LIKE, 20 000 YEARS LATER SHE WANTED TO ORDER THEM AND THEY WERE SOLD OUTTTTTTTTTTT. I WANTED TO GO SO BAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. PARADISO SHOULD JUST SEND ME SOME TICKETS (I WISH) JUST BECAUSE I DESERVE IT FOR MY BDAY. IF ANYONE HAS SOME TICKETS THEY DON'T WANT ANYMORE OR YOU THINK I DESERVE IT (I REALLY DO YOU KNOW) HOLLER! I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER AND I WILL BLOG YOUR ASS IF YOU WANT ME TO (SWAG WHORE HERE).

IT IS ALL BOUT UNLEASHING FRUSTRATION.

AND I AM TELLING YOU.

I ALWAYS LOVED THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. WILL, GEOFFREY, THE STUPID STATEMENTS OF CARLTON AND JAZZ GHEHE. LMAO, JUST WANNA SHARE THIS EPISODE OF FRESH PRINCE.. THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST GHEHE. I REALLY MISS IT!

SPECKLED RED.

CHECK OUT THESE NIKE AIR MAX 1'S SPECKLED RED. THEY WERE FOR FALL 2009 BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN 'EM. I MUST ADMIT, THEY LOOK FIERCE. PROPS TO HYPEBEAST FOR THEIR STREETSNAP. YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THEIR OTHER STREETSNAPS TOO, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THEM HAHA.

ALLIE CRANDELL.

GET DIRTY. GET FUCKING FILTHY. GET POOR. GET OFF YOUR ASS. GET DESPERATE. GET DANGEROUS.
GET VILIFIED. GET VILE. GET ROMANTIC. GET MOVING. GET PRODUCTIVE. GET PRO-ACTIVE. GET STARTED. GET YOUR OWN LIFE.
GET DOING SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU ARE 40 WITH KIDS, A MORTGAGE, AND RESPONSIBILITIES THAT CAUSE YOUR FUN TO COME SECOND.
SO BEFORE CANCER, BEFORE CHILDREN, BEFORE 50 HOUR WORK WEEKS, BEFORE BACK AND KNEE PROBLEMS, BEFORE SCHOOL LOANS,
BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR..
FIGHT.
FIGHT AND FUCK AND RUN AND SMILE. SMILE BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU GET, THE LESS YOU WILL.
SO YES, 'QUIT BEING SUCH A GODDAMN PUSSY', BECAUSE BITCHING AND WHINING AND WORRY NEVER MADE ANYTHING BETTER.

KYTEMAN - CITY IS BURNING.

INSPIRATION, PICSPIRATION.