MY ABSOLUTE MAN?

SKINNY BOYS WITH TATTOOS, I LIKE. ASH STYMEST, I LIKE. A LOT OF MY FRIENDS GIVE ME THIS WEIRD FACE WHEN I SEE A GUY OR A MODEL I FIND CUTE. THE MOST OF 'EM LIKE TYPES LIKE CHRIS BROWN OR SUM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SEE IN THEM AND DON'T SEE IN BOYS I DIGG. ANYWAY, SOME EYECANDY FROM AN OLDER EDITORIAL 'ABSOLUTE MAN', CELEBRATING BALMAIN'S FIRST HOMME COLLECTION. GIRLS, YOU MAY THANK ME LATER.

photos: The Fashionisto

OH LORD BABY JEZUS.

THAT'S WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUNTH WHEN I SAW THESE BABIES <3 BESIDES THE J'S, I LALALOVE NIKE DUNKS. HIGH OR LOW, I REALLY DON'T CARE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT 'EM.. THEY'RE JUST DOPE AND FIT NICELY WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING. AND OH EM GEE LOOK AT THESE DUNK HIGH'S 6.0! THE COLORWAY, THE BLACK, THE CORAL CHALK, THE PINK, DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE?



BUT I MUST FACE THE FACTS, I AM REALLY BROKE AND EVERYBODY IS JUST COMPLAINING THAT I SHOULD SAVE MONEY. THE LAST THING I NEED TO BUY ACCORDINGLY TO MY FATHER ARE SHOES AND CLOTHES, HE WON'T LET ME EITHER. I'LL JUST WAIT TILL THE 10TH OF NEXT MONTH WHEN I GET MY CASH, I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVE TO GET MY DUNKS WITH IT.

ANDY, PLEASE COME BACK?

'I LOVE LOS ANGELES. I LOVE HOLLYWOOD. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. EVERYBODY'S PLASTIC, BUT I LOVE PLASTIC. I WANT TO BE PLASTIC.' - ANDY WARHOL

I WANT, I NEED.

IT IS SO FREAKING FRUSTRATING. I WORK IN A CLOTHING STORE BESIDES MY STUDY, SO HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS WE HAVE THIS THING WE CALL 'KOOPAVOND', TRANSLATED IT MEANS SHOPPING EVENING. MAYBE Y'ALL OUT THERE HAVE IT TOO BUT ANYWAY... EVERY KOOPAVOND AFTER SCHOOL I WORK AND EVERY SATURDAY I WORK TOO. MY SCHOOLDAY ENDS AT 15:45 AND THE STORES HERE CLOSE AT 18:00, SO AFTER SCHOOL I DON'T HAVE TIME AT ALL TO GO SHOPPING... I ALSO HAVE HOMEWORK AND STUFF (MY TEACHERS PROBABLY THINK THAT I DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE). SO THE ONLY DAYS LEFT ARE SATURDAY AND THURSDAY EVENING - KOOPAVOND. BUT THEN, LIKE I SAID, I HAVE TO WORK... SO I NEVER HAVE TIME TO SHOP PROPERLY!

SO EVERY TIME I SEE ALL THESE PRECIOUS THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT I WANT SO BAD AND NOT JUST WANT, I NEED 'EM! I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A LIST AND GO ON DREAMING ABOUT THESE ITEMS WHILE WORKING AT SCHOOL AND MY JOB. LIFE IS A BITCH. A HUGE ONE.

VANS ERA'S FROM THIS OCTOBER RELEASE, I NEED THESE BABIES ON MY FEET.

MORE WILL FOLLOW..